Center of the Universe = THOR
Look at this numberline:
<--|--|--|--|--|--|--|-->
-3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3
Zero is the center of the numbersystem. And since the Universe goes out infinatelly in all
directions from wherever I am, I am the center of the Universe. To better help you
understand this concept, I've drawn a sketch in full 3D:
Now that we have a general understanding of how I'm the center of the Universe we can go
deeper. Lets say there's a piece of paper
over on the other side of the room and I want to get it, I will walk towards it, but
instead of me moving towards it, it moves towards me. Now lets say I'm on a boat (I've
done this experiment once), you'd think that the boat was moving and the coastline was
staying still, but this is untrue, the coastline is in fact moving and I'm staying still.
You get it? The possiblilities are endless.
I think Smoove B. best said it when in Bring It On he wrote, "So, in conclusion, let me summarize by saying that I will drape you in silk and hit you doggy-style, then I will feed you eggs of every kind and variety, and my back is strong."
...I'm the center of the Universe, so HA!
Copyright 2000-2002, Thor Andersen
